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Gumball Poodle

Too Old to Party Too Young to Retire Sock

$13.00

When club music gives you migraines but you're not quite ready to pack it up and languish away on or near a golf course, you're right in that sweet spot we call adulthood. Sucks don't it? Hopefully these'll help. Own your middle ages with a gym sock that will keep your feet comfy and cushioned as you trudge through your least forgiving years! 

  • These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machine wash cold, line dry.
  • 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.

  • Proudly made in the USA

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